i wish my shit looked like....

so i am redecorating my casa, and its a process that is quite long and tedious. I am purchasing the best fro the money, since believe it or not, i am actually limited on my finances. so i as i sit here in my blue blood jeans, my ralph lauren polo and my coach wrsitwatch, I am seriously contemplating how I can buy a nice leather couch for under a g. My taste is more armani casa or calvin klien home, and my budget is more target' or gasp i even say it... value city.hold on, i have a call on my 200 dollar cell phone. i dont know this number. ill just write it down with my 100 dollar pen. but now i have a 600 dollar class to attend, so i can get my 72,000 dollar college degree, which becomes quite dawfed compaired to my cousins 120,000 dollar education. damn, if i said i wasent a superficial, snobby socialite, i would be lying my 50 dollar burberry boxer wearing ass off. but since i live alone and pay for it all my self, and still mangae to pay all my important shit first, you definatly cant call me spoiled.