the young and the hopeless (a true story)

*names have been changed to prevent people hating me

so once upon a time there was this ugly bitch, lets call her Beth and this average but really smart and nice and funny guy, lets call him robbie. Robbie and beth met on line and became a couple. the first couple of months, everything was Kosher. Beth was not Jewish like Robbie, and she was kind of ugly and needy and selfish and spoiled, but Robbie liked pussy so much that he aggreed to spend money on her and devote a better part of his college life to making her happy.

She was a slutty whore when it came to sex, but she was a prude when it came to life. she wouldn't watch TGOC for 100 bucks in a drunken half assed serious offer. she had a weird obsession with babys, beyond typical females to the point where she bought like 200 dollars worth of baby clothes for a baby she doesnt have, but if she had to change a diaper, or burp a baby, or deal with a screaming toddler with a nose running like a cat in a Chinese restaurant, she would run in terror.. so basically she loved baby's in photographs.

To make matters worse, she had no drive in life. she was about as smart as sara pallin, and she refused to go to school and make something of her life. she sat around life a fat little turd, and got drunk like an irishman. to add insult to Robbie, she cheated on him behind his back with a douche bag cowboy redneck, and decided that she was still better then Robbie.

Robbie, so blinded by vag, was not ready to end the relationship even though Beth was a raging bitch with the redeeming quality's of a potato sack. Robbie was such an easy going guy that he let all that shit go... until Beth broke up with him. then he flipped out and kidnapped her 5 year old brother.

just kidding. he kidnapped her stuff she had left at his house. a toothbrush, some underwear, whoop die fuckin do dah day. but Beth had a shit fit. she demanded he give her things back. but Robbie hated her so deeply that he refused because he was an alpha male.

then beth decides to send her new white trash redneck bf, lets call him Phil, to Robbie's house and pretend to be a police officer with a search warrant and get beth's shit back. Robbie calls the real cops and they interrogate Phil, who works at Macdonald's and interrogates him. he admits he doesn't even know beths last name. some guy...

nice

another september another watch.

ill update this later, but which one is the gen and which one is the rep?....

Not everything is black and white..or tan and greyish black

iphone, Blackberry, droids oh my!

Which one is better? well its actaully hard to say really. Spec wise, these droids seem to be the best phones out there. They are light years ahead of technology and they seem to be on top of the minut issues that drive some of us so insane about our phones. they had the best cameras first. they had the best screens first. they had the fastest processors first and the best data storage and the best customization and all the best free apps with worlds second largest app store first. and yet like anything else, building a name for your self from no where is one of the hardest tasks for any company to complete.

Yes the iphone is an iphone. Its an apple product that works best as what it is supposed to do. yes if you actually take the time to look at the thing it kinda does suck. Its honestly not that great of a phone really, but because its an iphone people have to have one.

I fully admit that if someone gave me an iphone today I would be pretty excited, but that doesnt mean im jelous of apple fan boys or that im switching to the iphone in january if its released for verizon. My blackberry tour is an actual business tool. it handels everything I need it to. The iphone is essentially a childs play thing, and no matter how cool it is i put it in the same catagoy as silly bandz and under 21 "clubs". go ahead cyber world... argue with me I dare you

swagger van

so the other day I was watching tv and they had a commercial for a swagger van. two very very very white males in there mid 30's talking about a swagger van means swagger is no longer an appropriate term to describe overall confidence and personal style. to quote an old episode of south park.. " black people used to say in the house, then white people said it so now we say in the hizouse. then white people said in the hizouse so we said in the flibity flobity flu" then mr garrison said, "come on children, lets go back to the flibity flobity flu". Its like when my aunt says "holla" when she wants me to text her when I get home. she's over 40.

people over 35 shouldn't really wear abercrombi shirts anymore and def. not hollister or aeropostle unless there club promoters or celebrities. they look retarded. I saw my fake aunt at Mt washington tavern and she was rocking a baby glitter shirt and too tight true religions like some 18 year old porn star. she's in her mid 40's. Its cool to act young and wear clothes that are in style but there is a difference between that and what she was wearing.

take the cast of the popular show Jersey Shore. when the situation is 40, if he still rocks size small Christian Audiger rhinestone shirts and rock and republics as his daily outfit, if he isn't married with a family he will be the definition of a douche bag, as if he isn't already. I go through this now. Im 23 and sometimes I dress like I'm 15, but at what point can you wear shirts with designs and at what point is it socially unacceptable to wear this type of attire.

I DJ, so I guess I can get away with it

father time is the biggest thief.

I haven't really been blogging lately this is true. I have a lot of shit on my plate right now with school and work and all my multiple side projects. Creative people have art add. Its true. I am constantly trying to come up with the next big thing that will make me rich, whether its magic or a book idea, or a clothing line, or a music idea. I need better DJ equipment period, but I haven't had enough jobs to really validate spending the money as of yet. its a double edged sword because I don't want to market myself as a DJ then get a job and be unprepared. I need to stop doubting myself. Im an average DJ that could probably be considered better then the dj's that do like bar mitzvahs and weddings and things of that nature because they just play songs and I make songs, but the songs I make are a mixed bag as my friends will tell you. Sure I have some that a amazing and some sound like ear diarrhea, but overall they aren't anything of enough merit to validate me calling my self a professional DJ. I'd love to reach that girl talk status one day, but its a hard thing to do. I didnt think i'd be 23 and have a 15 thousand dollar watch collection either, so...

never fall in love at the jersey shore

dundalk barbie...

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