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O.J. Simpson has his fake Rolex watch back.

The timepiece, seized earlier this week by attorneys for Fred Goldman, was returned to the former football star’s lawyer Friday after it was determined to be a knockoff made in China.



Although Goldman has won a multimillion-dollar wrongful death judgment against Simpson, the watch has so little value it falls under an exemption excluding jewelry worth less than $6,075.

“While we are clearly disappointed with the outcome, this tells us that collecting on this judgment, against this guy, is really tough,” Goldman lawyer David Cook said after returning the watch.

Cook had hoped the watch might be worth as much as $22,000, but an appraisal from San Francisco jeweler Shreve & Co. concluded it was worth only about $100. Simpson had told his lawyer he paid $125 for it.

Simpson was acquitted in a criminal trial of the 1994 murders of Goldman’s son, Ron Goldman, and Simpson’s ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson. After their families sued him for wrongful death, a civil court jury found him liable for the killings and ordered that he pay $33.5 million.

Most of that judgment remains unpaid, although Fred Goldman recently won the rights to Simpson’s book, “If I Did It.” The ghostwritten account of how Simpson could have committed the murders is a New York Times best-seller.