swagger van

so the other day I was watching tv and they had a commercial for a swagger van. two very very very white males in there mid 30's talking about a swagger van means swagger is no longer an appropriate term to describe overall confidence and personal style. to quote an old episode of south park.. " black people used to say in the house, then white people said it so now we say in the hizouse. then white people said in the hizouse so we said in the flibity flobity flu" then mr garrison said, "come on children, lets go back to the flibity flobity flu". Its like when my aunt says "holla" when she wants me to text her when I get home. she's over 40.

people over 35 shouldn't really wear abercrombi shirts anymore and def. not hollister or aeropostle unless there club promoters or celebrities. they look retarded. I saw my fake aunt at Mt washington tavern and she was rocking a baby glitter shirt and too tight true religions like some 18 year old porn star. she's in her mid 40's. Its cool to act young and wear clothes that are in style but there is a difference between that and what she was wearing.

take the cast of the popular show Jersey Shore. when the situation is 40, if he still rocks size small Christian Audiger rhinestone shirts and rock and republics as his daily outfit, if he isn't married with a family he will be the definition of a douche bag, as if he isn't already. I go through this now. Im 23 and sometimes I dress like I'm 15, but at what point can you wear shirts with designs and at what point is it socially unacceptable to wear this type of attire.

I DJ, so I guess I can get away with it