the young and the hopeless (a true story)

*names have been changed to prevent people hating me

so once upon a time there was this ugly bitch, lets call her Beth and this average but really smart and nice and funny guy, lets call him robbie. Robbie and beth met on line and became a couple. the first couple of months, everything was Kosher. Beth was not Jewish like Robbie, and she was kind of ugly and needy and selfish and spoiled, but Robbie liked pussy so much that he aggreed to spend money on her and devote a better part of his college life to making her happy.

She was a slutty whore when it came to sex, but she was a prude when it came to life. she wouldn't watch TGOC for 100 bucks in a drunken half assed serious offer. she had a weird obsession with babys, beyond typical females to the point where she bought like 200 dollars worth of baby clothes for a baby she doesnt have, but if she had to change a diaper, or burp a baby, or deal with a screaming toddler with a nose running like a cat in a Chinese restaurant, she would run in terror.. so basically she loved baby's in photographs.

To make matters worse, she had no drive in life. she was about as smart as sara pallin, and she refused to go to school and make something of her life. she sat around life a fat little turd, and got drunk like an irishman. to add insult to Robbie, she cheated on him behind his back with a douche bag cowboy redneck, and decided that she was still better then Robbie.

Robbie, so blinded by vag, was not ready to end the relationship even though Beth was a raging bitch with the redeeming quality's of a potato sack. Robbie was such an easy going guy that he let all that shit go... until Beth broke up with him. then he flipped out and kidnapped her 5 year old brother.

just kidding. he kidnapped her stuff she had left at his house. a toothbrush, some underwear, whoop die fuckin do dah day. but Beth had a shit fit. she demanded he give her things back. but Robbie hated her so deeply that he refused because he was an alpha male.

then beth decides to send her new white trash redneck bf, lets call him Phil, to Robbie's house and pretend to be a police officer with a search warrant and get beth's shit back. Robbie calls the real cops and they interrogate Phil, who works at Macdonald's and interrogates him. he admits he doesn't even know beths last name. some guy...

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