Monday, May 18, 2009

come on Kyle we all know every jew carries a little jew gold around there neck



yea thats my diamond jew bling chai 1.2 carrots of vvs clarity blue and and cannary diamonds, but yea i had it a while i just dont rock it like that. i have a tiffany dog tag, a david yurman star of david and another larger muzzuzah and the gold one i wear all the time. men dont really rock jewels like that. but thats a moot point. i have an advance copy of relapse and im going to review it.
i actually had it for a while*

here is a quick ass review track by track:

1. Dr. West (Skit) - just a skit, sets up the whole concept of the album which is almost completley about his drug addiction
2. 3 A.M.- song about him killing his family and its the second official single although i cannot immagine that they would play it on mtv any time soon. interesting song and very emotional
3. My Mom- self explanitory, em bashing his moms again blaming her for his vicadin addiction
4. Insane -incest and rape from his step father. graphic and desturbing but good wordplay that reminds me of his oler shit
5. Bagpipes from Baghdad - nick cannon dis, catchy hook
6. Hello - great beat, no real theme, other then fucking girls and more drug referneces which is nothing new, but the song is catchy and could be a potential single
7. Tonya (Skit) -rape skit that sets up for next track
8. Same Song & Dance-stan esq song about a rapist serial killer that focuses on killing celebs like lohen and spears, very complelling and is up there with stan. one of the deepest songs hes done in a while or ever
9. We Made You -horrible bullshit single made for mtv and its str8 garbage but luckily the rest of the album is steller
10. Medicine Ball -goofy song that makes fun of christpher reeves and and other things. interesting and offensivly awsome
11. Paul -skit
12. Stay Wide Awake-good beat and interesting chorus, more into his mind serial killer ending is strong rapping skills
13. Old Time's Sake - Dr. Dre, Eminem- good em and dre collabo
14. Must Be the Ganja - typicla song about pot and drugs, good beat
15. Mr. Mathers (Skit) Listen
16. Déjà Vu Listen
17. Beautiful Listen
18. Crack a Bottle - Dr. Dre, Eminem, 50 Cent- first "single" leaked, very mediocre but catchy
19. Steve Berman (Skit)
20. Underground- song about his step dad and his life sans proof, great ending song

Friday, May 1, 2009

wtf



Ed hardy is out in case you didn't get the memo. If you wear it, its cause you couldn't afford it before it became available at tj maxx or you live in Miami and look like a growing up Gotti extra. oh and the fucking swine flu, if your not Mexican, you probablly shouldnt worry about. If you guys think im racist against Mexican's that's not really what im getting at here. I know people love to blow shit out of control. Grow up. Fact: swine flu originated in Mexico. Fact: the person who died is of Mexican decent and cought it from Mexico. Fact: Mexico is not the cleanest country and you cant even drink the water there. Fact: stay away from mexico if you dont want the MUTHAFUCKING swine flu. the end

and ed hardy is out. unless your guido