Wednesday, June 13, 2007

cd... not seedy

more and more people have been inquiring about the cd and its content. 20 percent will be donated to lung cancer. the cd is a mixtape of hot summer tunes and official eexclusive dj jared aka dj pandemix mixes.

A tentitive track listing would look probably like this:

1. intro
2.offspring/T.I, dj jared-keep um poppin (keep um seperated, big things poppin remix)
3. buy u a drink remix- dj jared, kanye west, t-pain
4. party like a rockstar remix- dj jared, shop boyz, nas, jay-z
5.skit

and about 12 or so other random tracks and skits and stuff. I am working on a sick mashup of 50 cent and lynerd skynerd.... so holla at me, support my mom and myself, and enjoy good quality music. first 5 customers get a free ringtone!!!!!

Monday, June 11, 2007

PMS

otherwise known as the day to avoid woman at all costs. Im not going to bash anyone in specific, but it has come to my realization that perhaps i have overstayed my welcome. therfore i will be moving back home quickly.. probably by the next two weeks.

if the devil wears it, so can I


so i got "outed" sort of today in bestbuy. the new one that just opened up in reiserstown. I got some prada sneakers on sale and someone noticed and complimented me while i was with jordan. He had a feild day calling me superficial, but its no fault of mine if i want to buy nice things. notice i said nice, not expensive, because as a true jew, I always get a good deal.nordstrom rack is where i purchased them, and for the record, the price is irrelivant (and none of ur damn business may I add,)so now im just chillin,waiting for my angel and contemplating why we exsist at all, and no, I am not on salvia... haha.. oh yeah... cd track listings and free snippets will be up and running very soon.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

i swear this is not a shameless plug

buy my cd. i cannot stress that enough. 15 percent people... ok... 20 percent now will go to helping to fight lung cancer.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

OUCH!!!

JEEEZUZ christ it hurts to be me right now. I got sunburn up the wazoo. literally, my whole body feels like it was doused in hot sauce. its hotter then the bradjolina sex tapes. Its hotter then a roex from a car trunk... its hotter then.. well shiat... u get the idea. I am waiting for my angel to arrive, then its off for some qt with misscl and ml on thre qt i have to bounce like fabric softener... did u get all that homeslice?

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

turn-0 what?


y. I would have made record time home today, if it wasnt for the outlets which i conviently spotted on the way back. haha. I will post pictures of the actual watch soon.. its extremely HOT if you can catch my drift... caugh caugh....so here's a stock photo of it for now... while i get my trusty cybershot ready

workin on my album... soon be pretty soon released. I have an amazing copy of 300 strr8 from hollyhood, that is in dolby souround sound and includes special features. directly imported from our canadian brothers... where most bootleggs come from now believe it or not... however... this IS 300... like... not really any bootlegg i have ever seen.

Im excited cause my two favorite girls in the entire world will be home in about 25 minutes or less... hope they enjoy there customized sticker books..

life's a Beach

yea i know,,,, not that creative... but w/e.. last day on the beach... brought some lotion this time.,.... no.. not THAT type u
perv.. Mad pissed cause i just bought a tiny ass bottle of coke for about ohh 2 bucks. what am i at camden yards? so now I m just chilling, bout to get some food peace

Monday, June 4, 2007

some like it hot hot hot!!!!

so i just got back from the board walk, and i am so fucking burnt to a crisp. Im like a piece of kfc right now. A bright red walking piece of kfc. I scored a senior week shirt thats really fucked up. it says senior week o5 on the front, and o6 on the back... hmm,.. but thats because my real senior week was in 05, i jgraduated in o6, and i came down on my own in o7, so really any year is stra8, but for 16.95, I was sorta pissed. Hot girls... oh yea, there's plenty, but I havent talked to any of them, and scottty hasent either... although he "highly regrets it...

should i stay for britteny cohen.... hmmm,., I think i might.

Trap or die


Just a quick reminder... Keep your eyes peeled for the new dj jared mixtape featuring mixes from young joc, rheanna, dj tiesto, clipse, 3 6 mafia, offsprong, 50 cent, and many more. cd's will be 5 bucks, with 15 percent of proceeds benifiting research for lung cancer... in memory of Dena Raitzyk 1960-2007, the best mom ever.

the cd should be ready by july 12th.. all oders can be sent to my facebook inbox, or to wetwilly134@yahoo.com

I 'm a grown ass man son


this is the fisrt day of the rest of my life. Im in ocean city going through what can only be described as a junior mid-life crisis. Trying to relive the pathetic attempt at senior week that i never actually expierienced. So basically, Im living with the all powerful scott cohen, who was kind enough to put me up in his crib while I am expierienceing ocean city as I never have before. Its very interesting to see beer being served at 7-11 and the MASS amounts of caucasion trash blocking every orfice of the streets.

My cousin nicole is also down here somewhere, although its her REAL senior week. Its hard to drink and be under 21 and not have a fake id or anything I am sure of that. But it basically comes down to if i want toi drink or smoke a cigar, i SHOULD be able to without everyone and there grandma breething down my fucking throat. I am after all, a grown man, both physically and legally. so back off and do you and I'll do me, thanks.

Well, scott is still sleeping, and pissing the day away, so Im gonna go take a shower and hit the beach. peace.