blackberry, hallie berry, w/e

Everywhere I go I am surrounded by blackberrys. The ultimate status symbol of being young rich and powerful is the the blackberry phone. This phone in my humble opinion, must die a much quicker death then any other telecommunication device out there at this time. I am all for the uber-status of being a yuppie. I myself am sitting on a plane typing this on my powerbook laptop, checking the time furtively on my almost three thousand dollar breitling watch and moving my toes in my coach flip flops. and before I boarded the plane I ate sushi and drank an iced coffee drink by star-bucks, the ultimate symbol of yuppiedom. I am not a yuppie by any means.

I guess at one point I have been. I have also been black and preppy and punk and a jock and just about every other obscure and mass created trend known to human man, right now I am doing my best to be normal. My cousin says I'm guido. I think thats half true. My meager amount of gold jewelery doesnt qualify me as guido quite yet, maybe semi-gued. But anyway, back to the main point

I hate blackberrys. even as I am on the plane, there is someone next to my typing away on one which will probably cause the plain to crash and ill die and never see my family ever again. but they think its ok, cause they have a god damn black berry and that makes them god. My cousin just go one. She's they typical jewish american princess, with a michelle watch and a new york college education. But shes only 19 years old and she really doesnt NEED the blackberry like she thinks. shes only kidding herself if she thinks its not for social status reasons, and thats fine. but just call it like it is.

The whole reason she got one was so she could bbm her friends. wtf a bbm is I have no fucking clue. I am quite content with my little lg flip phone. Of course this is also a lie. I desperately want a dare or a voyager or a glyde. I am on my way to Florida btw, and that is the semi-guido capitol of the world. the cocaine money runs rampit amoungst the young and cool flordinites, and since my people have money, most of them will also have blackberry's. I am actually lucky enough to get a free one. Of course ill have to pay an extra 40 dollars a month in service fee's. so now Im at 100 dollars a month to say that I am a person that carries a fucking blackberry. I hate what I have become. shit according to my breitling my flights about to land. and the bootleg of the wackness i bought on the street is almost over. ugg this blonde hoebag in the roe accross from me is about as tasteful a r kelly at a daycare. im out.pc

hi haterz

right now I am getting ready for work. I have lots of projects I am working on, including my book, which I havent really worked on in a hot minute, but it is on its way. The new spk shirts are very high quality, but mad expensive agian, if anyone knows a wholesale company, holla at me.. selling shutta shades as well, haha. you know the boy got brains power and muscle, like kanye, lupe and russle. on friday I am going to FL for the weekend and so friday will be _________ free, and I'm sure there will be an episode when she realises im gone, even though I told her way in advance and its only one fucking day. I cant wait till this is all over with so I can go back to the truth.

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damn I'm exhausted

Ya'll know the deal. we all know some stuff isnt meant for blogs. I am trying to go to sleep but I cant cause I am a nite owl. its fucking 5 a.m. after the previous controversy settled down, I wonder if anyone still reads this. If so, big ups to my home boy aaron kahan, a big fucking pusssy, but my boy none the less. Last week I went to palma (www.palmabaltimore.com). It's bodymore's new premier upscale dance club. I had mixed emotions about the expierience. the parking was good, the patrons were chill, the ladies were fine, at least in vip, which i was not in. haha. I was on the GL though so i didnt pay the cover, but they def got my chedder with the drinks, which set me back 24 for a round of shots, 16 for to miller lights, and 6 dollars for a red bull. which ps was not even a real red bull, (some canal street garbage) that pissed the fuck out of me for 6 bucks i could have gotten a 4 back of red bull at the fucking giant, but I digress.

The dj was amazing (christopher lawrence)) and so was the after party, but the club still has some work to do to get to a cult status like its sister ibza. Its all love.

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